- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anyone can post anything.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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