What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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