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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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