- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

womans having rights.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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