What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Jordan is pregant

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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