- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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