One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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