Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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