- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A fat guy!

Chlamydia

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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