What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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