What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

The WPGA tour

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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