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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call an amazing person Good

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.