- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Raveena Thandhan

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

How do you end a sentence

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??