- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock Knock? Come in.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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