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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?