- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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