Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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I asked her where you were.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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