Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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su algato es en fuego

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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