- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did? Yes

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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