What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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