Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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