why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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