A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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