- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

The Blonde walked into a wall.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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