- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How high is the sky? True or False

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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