Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Yo Mama just died.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

a chinese man pays the full price

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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