- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what's white and sticky semen

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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