What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Im gay What about you

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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