- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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