- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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