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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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