Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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im saul and i love cock

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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