A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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