A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Your Mum is soo fat.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

FUCK YOU

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call an arab ?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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