Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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And you honored it I see :P

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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