Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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This is a joke.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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