What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Tilt your screen back .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is green and slow Grass.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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