- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Manchester City

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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