- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

A: Do you like it B: No

alert('The Game')

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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