like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Turkeys are obese

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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David Cameron

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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