- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

i hate non minorities!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Horse.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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