- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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