This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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