What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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