- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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