Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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