- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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