- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

cory

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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