- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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