What's the new green? Green

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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