- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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