- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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