Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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