- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Wait! hundred billions!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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