- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

That's illegal What? Your mom

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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