A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man died.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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