- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

You're a frog

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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