Jersey Shore.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Cheese

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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