- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

That's illegal What? Your mom

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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