- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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