Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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