roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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