Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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