If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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