why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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