- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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