Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

mitchell palmer sucks

no.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Male leadership.

Anti Joke

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