- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Black people in Camden NJ.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

whats my name? Matt

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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