- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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