- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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