- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

david what a baghead

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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