What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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