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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Jack Stevens

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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