- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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