Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Your mother is average.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

My mum is called Steve

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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