- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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