A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Caramel Boing.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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THe Election

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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