- Anti Joke

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt