- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's blue? The sky.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your mother is average.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

run farther?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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