A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Nickelback.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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