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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do u call a cripple Biv

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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