- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends