- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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