White men's rights

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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