Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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time to spruce up!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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